Feb 28, 2009

Was At the Store Eyeing Those Boxes Of Condoms And...

I was at a convenience store just now. While queuing up to pay, I spotted a few boxes of condoms on the counter rack.
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Mostly Durex, with various different styles available; feather-lite,ribbed etc;

Made me wonder if I, at the sweet age of 18, should be hitting the clubs and keeping some of those in my wallet.

As I got lost in my thoughts, I heard a man behind me ask:

(In Mandarin) 'Eh, this one only got one size ar?'

Wow...O really?

And so I picked up one of those boxes to check out if they indeed, come in only one size.

As I was fixated onto the box, busy determining what size it is, the man who asked that question brushed past me and handed the lady at the counter, a LARGE





Ribena Bottle.

Oh so THAT was the size he was referring to. RIBENA bottle size, nothing else.

What a let DOWN eh?

And so I replaced the box of rubbers with a smile.

"Why Boy? Changed your mind?" the lady asked, giving me the cheeky look.






Story 70% fabricated. Relak:D And stuff the Ribena Bottle Up Your Asses.

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Lisa said...

hahaha
durex always got great range of product one.....

it has been that way and I heard the best in the world

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