MICHAEL JACKSON IS STILL ALIVE!

MICHAEL JACKSON IS ALIVE! Pop King faked his death, say sources, adding, ‘Comeback tour will be biggest in music history

MICHAEL JACKSON IS STILL ALIVE !!! (FULL STORY)

MARIAH CAREY IS A MAN !

-From RadarOnline

Mariah Carey sported a new, mucho macho look on the set of her video for her new single Obsessed.

The doe-eyed damsel dressed up in street clothes and as a pilot on the set of the video, as these pics show.

The song is reportedly payback to rapper Eminem for his repeated barbs over the years, with lyrics such as "Why are you so obsessed with me / Boy I wanna know, lying that you're sexing me / when everybody knows / it's clear that you're upset with me."

Carey's young husband Nick Cannon has also lashed out at the rapper, calling him a "peroxide-drenched homophobic has-been."


Mariah makes a better looking man than Eminem huh?

Malaysian Media Fell Prey To Rick Astley's Death Hoax

A Malaysian's news source,"Malaysian Star' online, seemed to have fallen prey to the latest celebrity death hoax of Rick Astley's and misreported his death.

The headline as it appeared on Google news.




But when I clicked onto the link, it led me to a page that says "News File Not Found".

Haha! The paper must have removed it.



MALAYSIAN STAR, YOU ARE A TOTAL DISGRACE TO PROFESSIONAL JOURNALISM!

FAIL!!!

CNN: Rick Astley Found Dead

"According to CNN’s iReport Astley’s body was found at the Angleterre Hotel in Berlin after an ambulance responded to an emergency call from his hotel room. Astley was found unconscious in his hotel bedroom and was unable to be resuscitated. He was pronounced dead on the scene."

Haha^^ NOT!

UK website, 'The Dish', has debunked this nasty rumor:
"But the thing is with this… yes it comes from a CNN source… but iReport is a user generated report system and you can link to submissions before they’ve been properly published.

So we can confirm that Rick Astley is NOT dead."

The Dish further wrote, "Britney Spears has also fallen foul of the internet when a couple of days ago someone hacked into her Twitter account via TwitPic and announced that she was dead, thankfully this was spotted by the singers staff pretty quickly and taken down.

Since the death of Michael Jackson there has been a surge in fake reports of celeb deaths such as Harrison Ford, Jeff Goldblum and Natalie Portman."

Michael Jackson's Dead? Rude S'porean Teens Don't Give A Shit.

One said he faked his own death, another just thought he was wasting alot of money on Plastic Surgery, and that his death will contribute to global warming.

Those who are 'sad' were smiling while being interviewed.

LOL.

Hope RazorTv isn't an accurate representation.
Razortv

Michael Jackson's Birthday Celebration in Singapore

Michael's birthday in Singapore 1993.



It's fascinating how before his death, people don't like how weird he was and the moment he's dead everyone starts saying nice things.

Michael Jackson's death made Farrah Fawcett's Death 'Unimportant'

They both died on the same day. The more famous one always gets more airtime, even when he isn't dancing and being accused of molesting kids anymore.

TMZ.com is all MJ news now. They are following the body all around the country, for real.

Happy Children's Day! Ok tt's low.

Michael Jackson's Sudden Death: Prescription Drugs Links

"MICHAEL Jackson was taking prescription drugs as he battled to get into shape for his gruelling comeback tour due to start in London next month, a lawyer for the family said."

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Michael Jackson Dies At 50

I'm really surprised. Was never a big fan but that won't really change the fact that MJ's probably still one of the most fascinating person that has ever lived.

RIP

Megan Fox ISN'T a MAN, STUPID!

For the last time, Megan Fox ISN'T a MAN, STUPID!

They are FAKE news.

EXCLUSIVE PIC: PEREZ HILTON PUNCHED !

Damn Funny!
http://drinktheglitter.com/2009/06/22/drinktheglittercom-perez-punch-exclusive-.aspx

Jennifer Love Hewitt Asked Jack Black To Eat Her Ass ?!

Jack Black once had a chance to 'chill out' in Jennifer Love Hewitt's hotel room in between filiming breaks.

Watch him kiss and tell on Howard Stern TV.



Looking forward to his new movie "Year One".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqc1zVvh5Ec

Perez Hilton Gets a Black-eye, from The Black Eyed Peas(Will-i-am)

Talk about a FRUIT getting a punch. For dEseRt. Ok nevermind. 'Very intellectual'.

I wonder what kind of fruit will Perez be? The fruit on The Ugly Tree.

No it didn't fall and and hit every branch on it's way down.

But maybe he was a pea that got a black eye, from you know, The Black Eyed Peas.

I'd like to see the video though. Oh Please, God, our Holy Father, put the clip on youtube.

Some nice bruised pics here:


Aww, look at the bruises on his eye. Either way, he's fugly.


Read about what happened

Gasps! Robert Pattinson Car Accident!

I was actually disappointed to read that he DIDN'T die, or at least be seriously injured.
:(
Nothing happened to him. Happy now?

Kidding. More important things to care about. There should be more people like me.

Before you judge...
IT WAS YOU ALL MORONIC FANS WHO CAUSED THE ACCIDENT!

PIC: Megan Fox Forgets Bra Today

Got Milk?

Don't CLICK HERE if you have a life besides Megan Fox.

Morgan Freeman's Grotesque Affair With Step Grand-Daughter

Rumor (which is usually true) has it that Morgan Freeman, 72 has been having a ten-year affair with his step grand-daughter, E’Dena Hines, 27.

Google it, it's all over the Internet.

That explains the gross black shitty looking dots on Morgan Freeman's face. Every time he fucks his step grand-daughter, a fairy would place her asshole on his face and shit a black dot on it. "which doesn't really show up (all the time) cos he's black."-Lisa Lampanelli


Excerpts from (Bitterandbound.com)

Details are emerging about a 10-year-affair between Morgan Freeman and his 27-year-old step-granddaughter, E’Dena Hines.

The alleged affair, which reportedly began when E’Dena was still a teenager, is said to be the catalyst behind Freeman’s divorce

from his wife of 25 years, Myrna Colley-Lee.

Freeman’s affair with his step-granddaughter is also said to be the reason for his split from long-time mistress Mary Joyce Hays.

The 72-year-old actor and Myrna raised Hines, the granddaughter of his first wife, “since she was a little girl,” says a source.

“Myrna said E’dena told her that when she was a teenager, she and Morgan went to dinner

at a friend’s house one evening. Both had been drinking, and when they returned home, Morgan attempted to have sex with her. They stopped just short of having intercourse,” a close family insider reveals to The Enquirer. “E’Dena explained to Myrna that she stopped Morgan from going any further.”

According to the source, Freeman was confronted by Myrna and agreed to leave the child alone, but insists the two sustained the relationship for years. Recently, Hines has been Morgan’s date to several events and screenings including the premiere of “The Dark Knight.”

“Nobody thought anything of it, because she would be introduced as his ‘granddaughter,’” says the family insider. “It’s not technically incest, because they are not related by blood…[but] Morgan is trying desperately to keep his divorce out of open court so all the shameful facts won’t become public.”

Video: Taylor Swift Raps With T-pain. (Amazing!)

and she 'didn't even swear'.

Masturbation Caused Actor's Death?

Play games like this, and you won't know when you are coming or going.

Asiaone:

KILL BILL" actor David Carradine may have died during a sex game that went wrong, Thai and US media reported Friday.

He was discovered by a housekeeper, half naked and hanged.

The star's close friend, attorney Vicki Roberts, and his manager Chuck Binder, insisted that he died of natural causes.

The media reported that Carradine may have died attempting auto-erotic asphyxiation - where victims achieve heightened sexual pleasure by restricting their air supply.

The speculation is based on a Thai police report saying, "A rope was attached to his neck and also to his penis".

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Video: (Sasha) Gay Bruno Fell Onto Eminem's Lap With An Open Mouth

LOL, An MTV movie awards 2009 stunt. Bruno's ass was pointing right into Eminem's face.









Video Here>>>

Police Intervene In Susan Boyle Hotel Fight

Be deceived no more, Susan Boyle can be fierce!

"The Britain’s Got Talent singing sensation reportedly swore at a journalist in front of guests in the lobby of the Wembley Plaza Hotel in North London, prompting police to intervene.

The 48-year-old Scot, who is the favourite to win the talent show final on Saturday, reportedly yelled: "How f**king dare you! You can't f**king talk to me like that.""

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