This horrific violation of the laws of nature shed it's light last Saturday when a pizza delivery rider delivered pizza to the Queenstown flat where the woman lives.
Hamis,18, allegedly heard muffled moans from within the flat when he arrived at the doorstep.
"I knew there was something going on, but i gotta do my job still..."
Hamis then rang the doorsbell and a naked woman in her fourties answered.
"She paid me, and asked me if I wanted to come inside for 'tea'. "
The woman even offered to pay the boy in return for sexual favours.
"When I refused, she said she can pay me a 100."
Hamis kindly declined her proposal but what happened next gave him a shock of his life.According to Hamis, a pair of hairy arms suddenly grabbed the woman from behind, pinned her down, and started having sex with her.
"It was huge!"
Hamis left the place immediately and dialled 999.
The police arrived shortly, broke down the door, and caught King kong and his mistress in the act. They were apparently caught by surprise.
"I didnt expect that boy to report me, and I was in the midst of giving my Kong Kong a blowjob...What a bummer!" the woman told Singapore Times before being taken away,
"And I need a new door !".
The chimpanzee was eventually subdued by a team of veterinarians after a 15-minute struggle.
During the whole struggle, Times Daily noticed something interesting;the chimpanzee was wearing a condom.
This chimpanzee is believed to be stolen from the Singapore Zoological Gardens 5 years ago.
The woman, identified as Mrs Lim, was released on bail at $10000 and is facing a possible 10 years of jail.
The chimpanzee is currently residing in the SPCA, and given alot of sex daily.
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