Today a ger in class asked me wads the average male appendage size. Like I'm supposed to give a figure of some sort.
And here's the CLEANEST reply I could think of:
'go date 5 guys(different ethnic group) and get the average'
Don't date me, cos later not accurate already. (dOubLe meaning + JOKE :p)
Wikipedia's answers may be right/wrong so sometimes have to do own research.