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Would You Work In A Sex Shop?

Holidays is here, time for a job.

I passed a sex shop at Chinatown. They are hiring sales staff.

Would you work in it? I think it would be the least boring job on earth.

Pay you $108 bucks if you missed NDP'09 & Singapore Idol 3

I'm Hi-card seller for singtel and was sent to this shop in Little India yesterday. Wow, Bangalas DO make us rich.

I missed the National Day Parade '09 and Singapore Idol because I was working from 3pm to 11pm.

That's like $13.50 per hour?

Pretty decent for student. Hahahahahahaha, as the hi card shop store boss was saying; "Eh, NDP my ass, I too busy counting money!"

That applies to HIM. I helped him do closing sales accounting and found out that the shop I mended PROFITED over $1000 on Hi-card sales alone!

But weather was horrid yesterday. The government did something;clearing the skies of clouds, to make 9 of August unusually sunny.

I ended up sweaty, dirty and smelling like one of those *I'm not saying anything*

Bad Customers Fuck Off

Am so glad that I will soon be done with my part time stint @ the 2-month SingTel Hi Card Roadshow.

The job is so boring I would rather watch flies fuck.

But it pays well for student and has weekly cash pay so I don't really mind.


Part time jobs are the best time to act like a prick because you don't need the job.

Just yesterday, while serving a customer, the customer next in line (cut queue?) placed his phone on the table and demanded that he be served quick.

This dirty, upkempt, disgusting shithole of a man bellowed "HELLO! FASTER!" and pointed to the phone he placed on the table.

Can't this fucking retard see that I'm serving the customer before him?

Enraged, I shouted back: " EH! I'm serving him first! YOU WANT FASTER, GO HOME! Don't have to take your free gift (free Hi-card)."

That fucker was stunned and mumbled something like how could I talk to him like that. Haha! such a spectacle, so many people watching.

Like I care. He won't be not getting what he wanted. I purposely made him wait even longer. And it was already 8.05 pm. I close shop at 8pm.

Should have closed my booth when it's his turn.

"Sorry, closed already."

LOL


Don't ever get served by me.

Was At the Store Eyeing Those Boxes Of Condoms And...

I was at a convenience store just now. While queuing up to pay, I spotted a few boxes of condoms on the counter rack.


Mostly Durex, with various different styles available; feather-lite,ribbed etc;

Made me wonder if I, at the sweet age of 18, should be hitting the clubs and keeping some of those in my wallet.

As I got lost in my thoughts, I heard a man behind me ask:

(In Mandarin) 'Eh, this one only got one size ar?'

Wow...O really?

And so I picked up one of those boxes to check out if they indeed, come in only one size.

As I was fixated onto the box, busy determining what size it is, the man who asked that question brushed past me and handed the lady at the counter, a LARGE





Ribena Bottle.

Oh so THAT was the size he was referring to. RIBENA bottle size, nothing else.

What a let DOWN eh?

And so I replaced the box of rubbers with a smile.

"Why Boy? Changed your mind?" the lady asked, giving me the cheeky look.






Story 70% fabricated. Relak:D And stuff the Ribena Bottle Up Your Asses.

This was how I Fucked with an Insurance Agent

Yay !!! Holidays are finally here again! It sucks that the only place I've saved enough to go to is Malaysia. I'm a loser who don't save money.

This has recently made me a target for Saving Plans Insurance Agent.

An AIA insurance agent approached me in school a few weeks ago. I just knew that he is one, he din have to say. He started off saying that he needed to "do a survey" and I was like 'yeah right'. But I did it anyway since he's so poor thing.

A lot of Mums and Dads have Saving Plans cos they need to have savings(for themselves/their children's uni). But why would I, a student need one? Not that saving isn't important but it's $60 per mth for goodness sake.

He tried to make it sound cheap but saying it's $2 per day and can't withdraw your savings until one year later.



@@...



DONE...DELETE...Not interested.

And So I said
"It's too expensive, I dun need it yet."

"But a lot of youngsters have it", he said.

"I think a lot of them would rather put $2 in their banks everyday than put it in your insurance PRODUCT. And your company will use all these money you collected and invest it."

"Oh did u just say AIA??? Gawd that company needs to save itself before it even try to save others"

Then he tried to explain AIA's financial crisis that happen a few months back
"Now's recession, every company is bad..."

Then I cut in,
"But AIA is ESPECIALLY bad. Sorry..."




Sales Closed.

He tried to pitch a cheaper plan, but that plan will only come up on that Friday.

And I said...
"Then u Friday then come and ask me again loh..."

(Disclaimer: I wasn't THAT bad la. But I did say most of the things that was written on this entry except in a kinder way. Oh I found out already have a savings plan. My parents bought it long ago so there's no need for 2.)

The Real Reason Why Elizabeth Wong Quitted

If your likely to be offended, don't read.

Let me show u a picture....



Picture this person nude.












It's a form of birth Control.








kidding :O

I Threw A Hamster Down My block of Flats

Because it bit my hand.


Well that happened when I was 4. I even scolded the hamster "HUAI DAN!" before dunking it down.


Kids are innocent.