Funny But TRUE (About the Porn)

You might have heard of the David vs Goliath Trial.(David slashed another man, Goliath)

During court hearing yesterday, David's son brought up the incidences where his dad was violent towards him.

While in P5, the dad once beat the teenager up because he was caught with pornographic VCDs in school.

The prosecutor asked him where he got those VCDs from.

The teenager said "The DVD player in my father's room."

Carnalpedia, The Wikipedia for Porn

Go Check it Out!

http://www.carnalpedia.org/Carnalpedia

"i confess that i wanted to get raped by strangers :D"

Interesting Stomp Thread:

just4fun88x
Newbie
"LOLOLOLOLOL...DO YA KNOE THAT IM A CHIOBU GAL FROM NUS N LIKE TO CREATE TROUBLE IN STOMP..I WISH SOME RICH, HENSEM AND AFFECTIONATE GUY WANNA RAPE ME AND TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES WHILE SCREWING ME...LOLOLOL...ANYONE WANNA PERFORM IT ON ME...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

LOL.
See you later(alley)

Video: Singapore Grandma scolds "FUCK YOU!!!" (with Finger)

Direct Link to Video


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Check out this Lovable PRC <3<3<3 ^^

1st ever Hollywood Appearance.
You will be smitten, not necessarily sexually.



Credits: Haro Genki

Facebook is EVIL !

Check out how friend-stealing, relationship status changing, indiscrete wall postings, embarrassing photos and starting of hate groups on Facebook eventually ruined Alice's relationship with her boyfriend.

p.s. Retro Style!

Virtual Barber Shop! ( SUPER REALISTIC! :D)

You MUST use headphones for this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUDTlvagjJA

Kid Dry Humping His Teacher

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Too Obsessed About Building Muscles? You May Have Bigorexia.

'Bigorexia is a body dysmorphic disorder in which someone believes that no matter how much he or she works out, he or she will never be muscular enough. The technical term for bigorexia is “muscular dysmorphia,” reflecting the fact that the focus of people who suffer from this condition is the muscles, but people also call it “reverse anorexia” or “bigorexia” because the condition involves growing as large as possible, rather than trying to get as small as possible, as is the case with anorexia.

Most bigorexia patients are men, reflecting a male beauty standard which places a heavy emphasis on being well-muscled, although women can suffer from this condition as well. Like other body dysmorphic disorders, bigorexia stems from a fundamental disconnect between the patient's perception of the body, and the actual body. Hulking men with perfectly chiseled muscles may look in the mirror and see a weakling, and then upbraid themselves for not working harder.

One of the key symptoms of bigorexia is a persistent hard training program which focuses on weightlifting with the goal of building muscle. Patients will train through pain and injuries, neglect work and family obligations to train, and obsess about training when they are not at the gym. People with muscular dysmorphia also tend to be very controlling about their diets, as they want to build their bodies as quickly as possible, and they also want to eliminate body fat; the goal is a lean, very muscular body.

Constant mirror checking is also common in muscle dysmorphia, although paradoxically, many patients are very shy. Like anorexia patients, they view their bodies as imperfect, and therefore they do not want to expose themselves to the judgment of others. Some bigorexics also use drugs to encourage muscle development, and they may develop eating disorders such as bulimia in an attempt to control their diets. Many also skip meals with family and friends because they want to have total control over what they eat.

Treatment for bigorexia involves long term psychological care. Counseling is usually recommended, and sometimes psychiatric drugs may be used to manage depression, especially in the early stages of treatment. Support from friends and family members is also critical. The weightlifting community has been slow to recognize muscle dysmorphia, although a growing realization of the situation has led some gyms to create support groups and buddy systems to catch bigorexia in the early stages and to support people in recovery.'

From:

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-bigorexia.htm

Take The Bigorexia Quiz Here

Worry not. I personally think a little bit of mild bigorexia is fine.

Additional Reading:
http://menshealth.about.com/cs/menonly/a/bigorexia.htm

"My Brother Asked Me For Sex"

What kind of social life does this brother have?

"A 19-year-old girl slapped her brother when he made a shocking request for sex after fondling her on a motorcycle, reported Harian Metro.

A police source said the suspect had come to fetch the victim home from her workplace in Kuala Selangor last Friday.

Claiming to feel sleepy, the suspect then made the victim ride the motorcycle back to their house in Taman Permai, Jeram, while he rode pillion.

It was then that he took advantage of her.

When the stunned victim slapped and scolded him, the suspect threatened to hurt her if she told the family.

The victim then confided in her fiance before lodging a police report.

Police are now looking for the suspect, who is believed to have gone into hiding."

Wed, Apr 08, 2009
The Star/Asia News Network

Felt Something In Between My Seat While Watching Thai Horror 'Coming Soon'

Me and Crazy MJ went to watch 'Coming Soon' at cineleisure just now.

'Coming Soon' is a Thai horror flick about a haunted cinema.

It was kind of creepy because the cinema seats in the movie looked too much like the seats we were seating on...

At one point during the show, my elbow brushed past something that felt like a SHOE (in the space between Mj's seat and my seat).

Must be the guy who sat behind us?

The horror movie could have been screwing with my mind too much.
Maybe what I felt wasn't really a SHOE but instead, the seat itself. I wasn't really sure.

So I asked Mj,
'That guy behind us rested his foot in between our seats just now right ?"

"No? There's no space to put a shoe in between our seats..."

*pauses*(The space between our seats were indeed too narrow for any shoe)

"Okay...I think we better talk about this later..."



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S. African gangs use rape to 'cure' lesbians

"They look for this dirty ugly old man, who was stinking rotten, and they made me suck his cock, and I couldn't swallow my saliva, I just felt like throwing up," recounted one rape survivor.

Another survivor said 'two of her teen daughters were raped because, as they were told, they would know not to become like their mother.'

'Homosexuality is still widely frowned upon in South Africa and Gang rapes by South African men trying to "cure" lesbians of their sexual orientation are on the rise.'

'The NGO said it handles 10 new cases of 'corrective rape' a week in Cape Town alone'
However, 'South African government said these crimes are not a priority.'

A South African man interviewed felt that the lesbians deserve such treatment:

"If they want to rape these lesbians, I can appreciate that" "It's just to let them know""That they must be str8"
"I have no time to rape them but
But if another guy wants to teach them the way"
"they must rape them"
"they must rock them"
"Once she gets raped by a guy
"i think she' ll want to know a way which is nice"

The Video of the Interview with the Rape Survivors Can Be Viewed On GUARDIAN.co.uk


Reference Source: MSNBC

Hugh Jackman Got His Balls Grabbed On Show (Download Vid)

lol, 5 stars!

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China's Last Eunuch Spill Secrets About The King's Sexuality & the Sex Lives of Eunuchs

The Biography of Sun Yaoting, China's Last Surviving Eunuch, is finally published this year, in English.

Secret Sex Lives Of Eunuchs & The King
In it, Sun reveals the previously taboo subjects, such as the sex life of eunuchs, and the sexuality of the King they served.

The King's Homosexuality
Sun had told his biographer that PuYi, the puppet emperor of the then Japanese Occupied China,"was less interested in his wife than in a particular eunuch who "looked like a pretty girl with his tall, slim figure, handsome face and creamy white skin." He recalled that the two were "inseparable as body and shadow."

Castrated at 8 without anesthesia
Sun led a tumultuous life. Hoping to serve the Emperor for a better life, he was castrated at 8 without anesthesia.

"His desperate father performed the castration on the bed of their mud-walled home, with no anaesthetic and only oil-soaked paper as a bandage. A goose quill was inserted in Sun's urethra to prevent it getting blocked as the wound healed."

"He was unconscious for three days and could barely move for two months."

They Don't Need Eunuchs Anymore
"When he finally rose from his bed, history played the first of a series of cruel tricks on him - he discovered the emperor he hoped to serve had abdicated several weeks earlier."

They no longer need eunuchs.

Brief Service
"The imperial court was resuscitated long enough to give Sun a chance to serve the wife of the boy emperor Puyi -- a position that gave him the distinction of being the last eunuch to the last Chinese emperor"

Family Discarded His Preserved Manhood
"After the Communists came to power in 1949, Sun and other surviving eunuchs were despised as freakish symbols of the feudal past. He was nearly killed during the Cultural Revolution in the late 1960s, and his siblings were so fearful of persecution that they threw away his bao, or treasure: the severed genitals that eunuchs kept pickled in a jar so they could be buried as complete men."

Worked As A Temple Caretaker Till His Death
During this time, "many of the eunuchs became penniless outcasts. A few drowned themselves in the moats of the Forbidden City.

Sun, one of the few who was literate, got a job as caretaker of a temple, where he lived until his death(1996).

The recollections of an adopted son and a grandson, together with the biography, make him one of the most documented eunuchs of modern times."


"He never became rich, he never became powerful, but he became very rich in experience and secrets".

Sources : AsiaOne, LA Times

It's hard not to feel a tinge of sadness after reading about his life.

VIDEO: Octopulet Mum Giving Birth

Here's the video she sold to ABC for a grand sum of $US1 million :O :O :O


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My Lesbian Math Teacher's Favourite Number is 69 !

The news story about that teacher who was caught having a lesbian affair with one of her students reminded me of that one lesbian teacher I had back in my secondary school days.

She teaches us Math and coaches a few sports. This teacher isn't really openly lesbian, but you can just tell you know? The way she dresses like a guy and all... She is those butch type, but SKINNY and dark.

Butch lesbos are usually big and fat right? This one is skinny.

Isn't it interesting? A Skinny Butch Lesbian for a Math teacher. I wonder if her favorite number is 69.

Like any angry lesbian teacher, she is VERY strict and can be really nasty if you ever give her shit. No one dared to offend her for she might just use the huge strap-on she hides under her left leg on us.

I studied in a Boy's school and used to think she specifically chose to teach there.
1) To curb her pussy loving ways
2) To channel all her hate on all things male.

She's very angsty and would often start class warning everyone not to piss her off as she's in a bad mood:O

Here's something interesting: A guy from the class once asked her when she'll get married.
And her reply was "You think I will ever marry anyone ?"

*Clues*

Well, she's basically a nice person behind the tough front.

"FUCK YOU! MOTHERFUCKER!"

"FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U!!!"
:D Actress Lily Tomlin goes crazy at Director during filming.


Naomi Watts was at the back trying hard not to laugh...


Lily Tomlin Scorns Naomi for laughing.


It's now the Director's turn to lose it.

DAWN YANG DATED SAF Doctor Who's Found Dead In Melbourne?

It's just reported in the Singapore Chinese Tabloid, Shin Min Daily.

"Maybe they have flings before", STOMPer, ChiBiGirl (lol @ the name:D)

If it's true, I'd say Dawn Yang Has a Really Deadly Pussy.

Plastic causes death.

Maybe that doctor choked on plastic while eating DY's Pussy.
Maybe his face got trapped within the pink plastic bag looking thingy and suffocated.

Gawd, is she going to Sydney tomorrow again?

If the doctor had a biography, I suppose a chapter of his life will be dedicated to banging plastic :D


Joke, don;t sue me. I doubt she reads this anyway. I would rather she sue me, cos in that way, more people will read here. Ain't life without a lawsuit. lols


If you wanna play Investigator...

Go Dawn Yang's Blog and Dig Up the archive, & see if she'd ever took pics with this guy

She take pics with sooooo...many guys. God knows...

Who prefer Xiaxue? *raise hands*

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A True Story - Very Shocking

Very Shocking!
This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in
Pasir Ris .

Her name was Priya.. She was hit by a truck.

She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named Shankar .

Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone.

You would never find her without handphone.. In fact she also changed her
cell connection from M-One to Starhub, so that both of them can be on the
same network, and save on the cost.
She used to spend half of the day talking with shankar .
Priya's family knew about their relationship. . Shankar was very close to
Priya's family as well. (Just imagine their love) .
Before she passed away she always told her friends 'If I pass away please
burn me with my handphone' she also said the same thing to her parents.
After her death, people cld'nt carry her body, A lot of them tried to do
so,but still can't. Everybody had tried to carry the body, the results
were the same.
Eventually, they called a person known to one of their neighbours, who can
speak with the soul of dead person and who was a friend of her father.
He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.
After a few minutes, he said 'this girl misses something here.' Then her
friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone.

He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the
casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It was then moved easily
and they then carried her into the van.
All of us were shocked. Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that Priya
had passed away..

After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.

Shankar :.....'Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me.

Don't tell Priya that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her.'

Her mother replied, 'You come home first, I wanna tell you something very
important.'
After he came, they told him the truth about Priya.
Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said
'don't try to fool me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her.
Please stop this nonsense.'
Then they show him the original death certificate to him.
They gave him proof to make him believe. ( Shankar started to sweat) He
said, 'Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.'

Shankar was shaking.
Suddenly, Shankar 's phone rang. 'see this is from Priya, see this....' he
showed the phone to priya's family. All of them told him to answer. He
talked using the loudspeaker mode.
All of them heard his conversation.
Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.
It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her sim
card since it is nailed inside the grave box.

They were so shocked and asked for the same person's
(who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help again. He brought his
master to solve this matter.

He & his master worked for 5 hours.

Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them.


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Dog Steps On Dj's Nuts!

LOL! 5 stars.