Showing posts with label Bloggers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bloggers. Show all posts

Jul 13, 2009

Benefits Of Blogging

Ah, I'm such a letdown, din blog for 1 week!

Got alot going on but din have the energy left to blog. Stuff tt happened @ my new job, school, new friends/*friends*, clubs

Soooo... much, KIV! Follow me on twitter cos I tweet everyday.

Benefits of Blogging
-Therapy
-Improve writing, I almost got A for Journalistic Writing(too bad I rushed my ICA 3,weird sentences and numerous grammar errors. stupid part time job!)
-Meet other bloggers
-Earn a bit of cash
-Very unlikely, Fame

Jun 24, 2009

EXCLUSIVE PIC: PEREZ HILTON PUNCHED !



Damn Funny!
http://drinktheglitter.com/2009/06/22/drinktheglittercom-perez-punch-exclusive-.aspx

Jun 23, 2009

Perez Hilton Gets a Black-eye, from The Black Eyed Peas(Will-i-am)

Talk about a FRUIT getting a punch. For dEseRt. Ok nevermind. 'Very intellectual'.

I wonder what kind of fruit will Perez be? The fruit on The Ugly Tree.

No it didn't fall and and hit every branch on it's way down.

But maybe he was a pea that got a black eye, from you know, The Black Eyed Peas.

I'd like to see the video though. Oh Please, God, our Holy Father, put the clip on youtube.

Some nice bruised pics here:


Aww, look at the bruises on his eye. Either way, he's fugly.


Read about what happened

Jun 19, 2009

Nuffnang Flash Mob = FAIL MOB



Amazing turn-out.

Around 10 people came.

Ok kidding. I was a passerby otw to cine and I din cared.

Joke:
You know why they have blogger outings? Because bloggers never go out! LOL

I saw some of the celeb bloggers in real life. Ice Angel looked prettier in real life. Her face in blog pics are in so heavy make up!

Xiaxue is around 1.5 (with heels).(But she looked prettier than I thought she was. I expected her to look ugly.)

Under-age girl might be underaged but she's over-we****!


Here's another vid that's edited to make it seem less sad than it really was.

LOL! The Overwe**** but Under-age(d) Girl says her FAT ASS looks hot in pyjamas!

What do u think?





Disclaimer: Ok ok, since i serve Nuffnang ads...

Neutral about Nuffnang as a blog advert company but this flash mob is IMO, a torn in the flesh.

May 12, 2009

Rumor: Dr Georgia Lee was caught ironing clothes with her face !!!

Doesn't Dr Lee look fantastic? She's turning 75!

Just kidding :p

Rumor: Dr Georgia Lee was caught ironing clothes with her FACE !!!

So impressed... :D

[I have also heard that] that face of hers is bullet proof, and can reflect lasers!

Just Saying...
Her forehead never moves. (I hope a plane lands on it.)

If you too want to look like her, you can drop by her clinic. (Xiaxue got go there one also.)




p.s. I think she would make a good actress.
-__- (<----This is her only facial expression for all 87 takes)

May 1, 2009

Haha! GutterUncensored Dropped by MY Blog

Wow... Singapore's most popular blog GutterUncensored dropped by this small blog of mine yesterday.

I knew it because his profile was be shown on the my 'Recent Viewers' widget. (he logged into his account while surfing)

Why was he here? @@...

Because I once wrote something like " fuck gutter, gutter sucks?"
OMG, I wasn't serious k? Don't hack me. Gutter rocks.

Anyway, school has reopened and I've certain commitments to make. But I'll still try to squeeze in at least a post everyday.

It's Labour Day today! haha, just came back and the heat is killing me.

To those who drop by here regularly, THANKS ALOT !
It's a good to know at least a respectable amount of people do come here.(But v few comments :( Ai yah, such is the case for Tabloid blogs. Most people will just read anonymously)

I'm not all for google adsense or nuffnang now. Realised I've taken down most of my ad units now? I blog for fun.

But if you wanna click on my ads, I'm not stopping you.

Apr 17, 2009

Reading a Former Prostitute's Blog: http://happyhooking.blogspot.com/

Ever wondered what exactly goes on in a prostitute's life?
Throughout the year 2004, a particular former prostitute blogged frequently on happyhooking.blogspot.com (My Secret Life As A Former Prostitute), mainly about her life and adventures with her clients.

Yes, she's probably REAL.

She wasn't a street hooker but a social escort who also offered paid sex.

What can I say? She loved her job;
Walked away with a 30% tip, even. I felt rather amused with myself on the drive home...I'm still rather amazed that I can get paid for doing something so fun.

She rarely updates now but you can begin by reading her archives.
Quite an interesting read, I'd say
Link: http://happyhooking.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html

Apr 4, 2009

Dawn Yang's April Fools : "I'm Getting Married"

"She's Getting Married"

Who cares.

Mar 31, 2009

How Gary Ng really looks like. (The Other One Used by the China Press is FAKE!)

This pic used by the China Press isn't really Gary Ng.
The guy in pic is actually that channel U guy, NOT Gary.

Gary Ng himself even said this guy in pic is too ugly to be him.



Hmmmm... Really? So how does Gary Ng look like?

Behold the Real Pic of his Face

Here are some screenshots I Super-Zoomed From one of Gary Ng's videos.

Gary's face




Gary Ng's Nose (Taken when he's licking the girl's bye bye)*giggles*


Gives You an Idea of how this guy really looks like.

To all the men reading this, Stop hoping that Gary Ng is Ugly and uses prostitutes for the videos ! lols

But some video got china accent leh... And the beer auntie talked about payment and how she won't let guys finish on her face no matter how much money they give.




Weee, I have the potential to become the new GutterPost, 3x bitchier and more sarcastic.

Fuck Gutter, Gutter stinks! lol

Subscribe to me. (i noe it's irritating to keep asking people to subscribe)
(I'll subscribe u back, just tell me under the comments)

Still dunno where's Gary's blog?
Leave a comment to ask :p

Continue to How I Fucked Your Mother---Starring Gary Ng

How I Fucked Your Mother---Starring Gary Ng

A Commentary of the Best moments of the whole self orchestrated scandal.
I'm a bit late blogging about the whole Gary Ng saga. Was at his blog earlier this week.

I must say: The most funniest video by Gary:

Gary Ng with Beer Auntie!

All the other vids were mostly gary with considerably young girls screaming with fuck-ery under his forceful thrusts.

But On the Video of Gary with Beer Auntie...(LOL...)

The Beer Auntie was yammering and chatting with him throughout the whole fucking time.
Her voice was a real turn off! Yuck. Silence her with pillows!

The parts that cracked me up.

#1 Beer auntie told Gary to not 'pen zai wo de lian', 'pen jai wo de body jiu how'
(don't spray on my face, on my body will do)

#2 Beer auntie scratches her faces repeatedly. Gary asked 'juo mo?!' (whats' the matter)
beer auntie goes: ' hen yang...'(very itchy)

LOL x3.


Grossest Video By Gary Ng
:

Gary With Mother and Daughter.

The mother din make a sound. Dead fish. And fucking fat!

The daugher damn fat too. The legs like Pig trotters. (Te kah)

Oh I'm sure everyone would have known Gary's Blog by now. If you still do not know, leave a comment to ask. :p


HOW Gary NG Really Looks Like. The Pic Used By China Press is Fake
!

Mar 9, 2009

DAWN YANG DATED SAF Doctor Who's Found Dead In Melbourne?

It's just reported in the Singapore Chinese Tabloid, Shin Min Daily.

"Maybe they have flings before", STOMPer, ChiBiGirl (lol @ the name:D)

If it's true, I'd say Dawn Yang Has a Really Deadly Pussy.

Plastic causes death.

Maybe that doctor choked on plastic while eating DY's Pussy.
Maybe his face got trapped within the pink plastic bag looking thingy and suffocated.

Gawd, is she going to Sydney tomorrow again?

If the doctor had a biography, I suppose a chapter of his life will be dedicated to banging plastic :D


Joke, don;t sue me. I doubt she reads this anyway. I would rather she sue me, cos in that way, more people will read here. Ain't life without a lawsuit. lols


If you wanna play Investigator...

Go Dawn Yang's Blog and Dig Up the archive, & see if she'd ever took pics with this guy

She take pics with sooooo...many guys. God knows...

Who prefer Xiaxue? *raise hands*

More on Stomp

Feb 27, 2009

"Awww...Dawn, You Look Healthy & NATURAL "

"Awww...Dawn, You Look Healthy & NATURAL "
Comment I left on Dawn Yang's Phlook. :D





LOL

Feb 24, 2009

Celeste Chen Looks Like She Only Eats SAND!

Sand...And Nothing Else.

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Click to Look at some of the Pics on her blog.

She models for her own apparels(roll eyes).

Either she's naturally anorexic looking or she doesn't eat.

Her sister Nicole is so much better, and prettier. But not that likeable.

I have nothing against Celeste k? But alot of people seem to hate her!
The sad thing is, she does nothing really offensive, but yet, people STILL hate her.

They say it's her face.

Look at her HATE SITE. :D Pretty funny.

But hello? Im not going to trash 'famous' bloggers on this site k?

I CAN and will do it well, but it's just not the way I roll.

And it's not because I'm afraid she will SUE me. What? U think she can afford the court fees from the "money" she makes from selling sunglasses on her blog?

I'm not attacking Celeste Chen simply because she has done nothing to me in real life, and I heard she's kinda quite a nice person.

I'm not going to be one of those typical hate site owner and say hurtful things like;

Celeste Chen is a PIE -FACED Piece of Sad!


Which of course she isn't. She just looks normal.

This Blog says she looks bitchy. Her posts aren't really all that bitchy lah...

Xiaxue is bitchy, yet she entertains me.

Charisma I guess? Some people have it some don't. I'm not saying Xiaxue is really all that charismatic because there are ALOT of people who abhor her.

Too skinny, that's all I have got to say bout Celeste.

Feb 13, 2009

Disturbing: Perez Hilton Keeps Painting Semen On Jonas Brothers' Photos

I've noticed a disturbing habit of Celeb Blogger Perez Hilton:

He likes to paint white stuff on boys' pics on his blog...


What a disgusting sexual abomination he is.




His keyboard has Aids.

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