Would You Work In A Sex Shop?

Holidays is here, time for a job.

I passed a sex shop at Chinatown. They are hiring sales staff.

Would you work in it? I think it would be the least boring job on earth.

Blog/Youtube of a Killer : He Killed Women Who Don't Wanna Fuck Him

George Sodini is your average, somewhat lonely, nice guy gone bad. And he's not even half ugly.

News: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article6741638.ece

His Youtube Vid of him trying to impress women. A month after the video, he walked into an LA gym and shot and killed several women:


His Blog: http://georgesodini.com/20090804.htm


Get a hooker. It's not all about you, dumbass.

Masturbation Caused Actor's Death?

Play games like this, and you won't know when you are coming or going.

Asiaone:

KILL BILL" actor David Carradine may have died during a sex game that went wrong, Thai and US media reported Friday.

He was discovered by a housekeeper, half naked and hanged.

The star's close friend, attorney Vicki Roberts, and his manager Chuck Binder, insisted that he died of natural causes.

The media reported that Carradine may have died attempting auto-erotic asphyxiation - where victims achieve heightened sexual pleasure by restricting their air supply.

The speculation is based on a Thai police report saying, "A rope was attached to his neck and also to his penis".

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Average Male Penis Size

Today a ger in class asked me wads the average male appendage size. Like I'm supposed to give a figure of some sort.

And here's the CLEANEST reply I could think of:

'go date 5 guys(different ethnic group) and get the average'


Don't date me, cos later not accurate already. (dOubLe meaning + JOKE :p)

Wikipedia's answers may be right/wrong so sometimes have to do own research.

Studies: Porn May Shape You Up

Think you need extra testosterone(natural steroids)? There may be a cheaper alternative.

PORN.

Who knew something like that could shape us all up.

German researchers have found out that an erection alone would spike a considerable testosterone level.

In humans, German researchers have found that just having an erection is enough to spur testosterone levels. it makes no difference whether a man is watching sex on a screen or having it in real life, his testosterone levels will go up. Just having an erection, in fact, is enough to spur production

Now we know what 'healthy online activities' really mean.

Spicing things up with Erotica?

This blog now runs like a local celeb tabloid. (Infrequent Updates Lately Due to School)

I want to add more spice onto this blog. Should I pretend to be some sexually active young girl so that a lot of horny people will keep returning to read my shtick?

What?! Erotic fiction sells! Who cares if they are fictional. Trust me, I write well.

Maybe I should get a REAL slut-whore to co-blog here :D

"i confess that i wanted to get raped by strangers :D"

Interesting Stomp Thread:

just4fun88x
Newbie
"LOLOLOLOLOL...DO YA KNOE THAT IM A CHIOBU GAL FROM NUS N LIKE TO CREATE TROUBLE IN STOMP..I WISH SOME RICH, HENSEM AND AFFECTIONATE GUY WANNA RAPE ME AND TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES WHILE SCREWING ME...LOLOLOL...ANYONE WANNA PERFORM IT ON ME...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

LOL.
See you later(alley)

Reading a Former Prostitute's Blog: http://happyhooking.blogspot.com/

Ever wondered what exactly goes on in a prostitute's life?
Throughout the year 2004, a particular former prostitute blogged frequently on happyhooking.blogspot.com (My Secret Life As A Former Prostitute), mainly about her life and adventures with her clients.

Yes, she's probably REAL.

She wasn't a street hooker but a social escort who also offered paid sex.

What can I say? She loved her job;
Walked away with a 30% tip, even. I felt rather amused with myself on the drive home...I'm still rather amazed that I can get paid for doing something so fun.

She rarely updates now but you can begin by reading her archives.
Quite an interesting read, I'd say
Link: http://happyhooking.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html

Man with Erection for Eight Days Hospitalised

LIMA, (AFP) – A Peruvian farmer underwent an operation after complaining of severe pain from an eight-day erection, a doctor at a hospital in the northern city of Sullana said.

"The patient arrived at the hospital in great pain because of the erection," surgeon Nelson Carrasco told AFP, adding that the 53-year-old had not taken a sexual stimulant or alcohol.

He said the patient, whose identity was withheld, suffers from priapism, a persistent erection of the penis often due to a blood clot in the erectile tissue.

Carrasco said the man underwent surgery at the Sullana hopsital, about 1000 kilometers (600 miles) north of Lima.

But he added, "We are looking for the cause of the priapism because if we don't find a solution it could reappear again."

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The man shouldn't even have traveled all the way. The doctors could have made him rest at home while they perform the surgery on his penis at the hospital.

S. African gangs use rape to 'cure' lesbians

"They look for this dirty ugly old man, who was stinking rotten, and they made me suck his cock, and I couldn't swallow my saliva, I just felt like throwing up," recounted one rape survivor.

Another survivor said 'two of her teen daughters were raped because, as they were told, they would know not to become like their mother.'

'Homosexuality is still widely frowned upon in South Africa and Gang rapes by South African men trying to "cure" lesbians of their sexual orientation are on the rise.'

'The NGO said it handles 10 new cases of 'corrective rape' a week in Cape Town alone'
However, 'South African government said these crimes are not a priority.'

A South African man interviewed felt that the lesbians deserve such treatment:

"If they want to rape these lesbians, I can appreciate that" "It's just to let them know""That they must be str8"
"I have no time to rape them but
But if another guy wants to teach them the way"
"they must rape them"
"they must rock them"
"Once she gets raped by a guy
"i think she' ll want to know a way which is nice"

The Video of the Interview with the Rape Survivors Can Be Viewed On GUARDIAN.co.uk


Reference Source: MSNBC

China's Last Eunuch Spill Secrets About The King's Sexuality & the Sex Lives of Eunuchs

The Biography of Sun Yaoting, China's Last Surviving Eunuch, is finally published this year, in English.

Secret Sex Lives Of Eunuchs & The King
In it, Sun reveals the previously taboo subjects, such as the sex life of eunuchs, and the sexuality of the King they served.

The King's Homosexuality
Sun had told his biographer that PuYi, the puppet emperor of the then Japanese Occupied China,"was less interested in his wife than in a particular eunuch who "looked like a pretty girl with his tall, slim figure, handsome face and creamy white skin." He recalled that the two were "inseparable as body and shadow."

Castrated at 8 without anesthesia
Sun led a tumultuous life. Hoping to serve the Emperor for a better life, he was castrated at 8 without anesthesia.

"His desperate father performed the castration on the bed of their mud-walled home, with no anaesthetic and only oil-soaked paper as a bandage. A goose quill was inserted in Sun's urethra to prevent it getting blocked as the wound healed."

"He was unconscious for three days and could barely move for two months."

They Don't Need Eunuchs Anymore
"When he finally rose from his bed, history played the first of a series of cruel tricks on him - he discovered the emperor he hoped to serve had abdicated several weeks earlier."

They no longer need eunuchs.

Brief Service
"The imperial court was resuscitated long enough to give Sun a chance to serve the wife of the boy emperor Puyi -- a position that gave him the distinction of being the last eunuch to the last Chinese emperor"

Family Discarded His Preserved Manhood
"After the Communists came to power in 1949, Sun and other surviving eunuchs were despised as freakish symbols of the feudal past. He was nearly killed during the Cultural Revolution in the late 1960s, and his siblings were so fearful of persecution that they threw away his bao, or treasure: the severed genitals that eunuchs kept pickled in a jar so they could be buried as complete men."

Worked As A Temple Caretaker Till His Death
During this time, "many of the eunuchs became penniless outcasts. A few drowned themselves in the moats of the Forbidden City.

Sun, one of the few who was literate, got a job as caretaker of a temple, where he lived until his death(1996).

The recollections of an adopted son and a grandson, together with the biography, make him one of the most documented eunuchs of modern times."


"He never became rich, he never became powerful, but he became very rich in experience and secrets".

Sources : AsiaOne, LA Times

It's hard not to feel a tinge of sadness after reading about his life.

My Lesbian Math Teacher's Favourite Number is 69 !

The news story about that teacher who was caught having a lesbian affair with one of her students reminded me of that one lesbian teacher I had back in my secondary school days.

She teaches us Math and coaches a few sports. This teacher isn't really openly lesbian, but you can just tell you know? The way she dresses like a guy and all... She is those butch type, but SKINNY and dark.

Butch lesbos are usually big and fat right? This one is skinny.

Isn't it interesting? A Skinny Butch Lesbian for a Math teacher. I wonder if her favorite number is 69.

Like any angry lesbian teacher, she is VERY strict and can be really nasty if you ever give her shit. No one dared to offend her for she might just use the huge strap-on she hides under her left leg on us.

I studied in a Boy's school and used to think she specifically chose to teach there.
1) To curb her pussy loving ways
2) To channel all her hate on all things male.

She's very angsty and would often start class warning everyone not to piss her off as she's in a bad mood:O

Here's something interesting: A guy from the class once asked her when she'll get married.
And her reply was "You think I will ever marry anyone ?"

*Clues*

Well, she's basically a nice person behind the tough front.

Was At the Store Eyeing Those Boxes Of Condoms And...

I was at a convenience store just now. While queuing up to pay, I spotted a few boxes of condoms on the counter rack.


Mostly Durex, with various different styles available; feather-lite,ribbed etc;

Made me wonder if I, at the sweet age of 18, should be hitting the clubs and keeping some of those in my wallet.

As I got lost in my thoughts, I heard a man behind me ask:

(In Mandarin) 'Eh, this one only got one size ar?'

Wow...O really?

And so I picked up one of those boxes to check out if they indeed, come in only one size.

As I was fixated onto the box, busy determining what size it is, the man who asked that question brushed past me and handed the lady at the counter, a LARGE





Ribena Bottle.

Oh so THAT was the size he was referring to. RIBENA bottle size, nothing else.

What a let DOWN eh?

And so I replaced the box of rubbers with a smile.

"Why Boy? Changed your mind?" the lady asked, giving me the cheeky look.






Story 70% fabricated. Relak:D And stuff the Ribena Bottle Up Your Asses.

Gillian Chung's 1st Comeback Interview GONE BAD

Poor Gillian, she would never have gone through this HORRIBLE interview. Click here for Interview Transcript Link

2 HOURS ORAL SEX !

Call in Radio Show Clip.This girl caller is WHACKED!
The Dj was like, "How long was he down there?"
And the Girl Went like "A couple of hours?"
:O :O :O Trust me this was just the tip of the iceberg of the entire interview. That Dj's a comedic genius btw:D

The Real Reason Why Elizabeth Wong Quitted

If your likely to be offended, don't read.

Let me show u a picture....



Picture this person nude.












It's a form of birth Control.








kidding :O

Mini Vagina Massager That Looks Like A Lip Stick

Don't be shocked.It's real! Take a look at this video snapshot:


The Full Video:


The Korean Guest giving live demonstrations(Comedian Margaret Cho)'s damn funny
:D:D:D
5 stars.

Imma gonna buy one of it for my own vagina:D, preferably the one with alarm function cos sometimes I fall asleep in the middle.

Video: Tiger Has Sex With Dog as the Other Dog Watches

Be appalled.

Pussy Farts...Afraid to ask

This happened 8 years ago...to ShellyBelly444...But heck it still made my day :D
"Ok me and my boyfriend have sex but when we do most of the time I get pussy farts!!! I can't help it really it's so embarrassing I can't enojy sex without worring about it. I guess air gets trapped inside or something aaahhhhh!! Someone help please is there anyway to control it is it normal? My boyfriend says he doesn't care about it but I do! it's totally embarrassing anyways someone right back please!!!!!! thanks!!!!!!"

A detailed explanation:Vaginal flatulence

AsiaOne: Poly Girls Orgy Video Circulated Online, Guess Which Poly?

Is it NYP Again??? GOD... No!!!



AsiaOne News Link

I hope it isn't NYP this time. In NYP there's only Tammy.

If you are reading this, please help me out...

Which Poly?
A)Nanyang Poly
B)Republic Poly
C)Temasek Poly
DSingapore Poly
E)Ngee Ann Poly
F)Others kinds of institutions with teens (CJC/NAFA etc)

Guess... guess...

p.s. The Taxi Uncle Came across it(while porn surfing)