Showing posts with label Random Thoughts of Gold. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Random Thoughts of Gold. Show all posts

Jul 25, 2009

Bad Customers Fuck Off

Am so glad that I will soon be done with my part time stint @ the 2-month SingTel Hi Card Roadshow.

The job is so boring I would rather watch flies fuck.

But it pays well for student and has weekly cash pay so I don't really mind.


Part time jobs are the best time to act like a prick because you don't need the job.

Just yesterday, while serving a customer, the customer next in line (cut queue?) placed his phone on the table and demanded that he be served quick.

This dirty, upkempt, disgusting shithole of a man bellowed "HELLO! FASTER!" and pointed to the phone he placed on the table.

Can't this fucking retard see that I'm serving the customer before him?

Enraged, I shouted back: " EH! I'm serving him first! YOU WANT FASTER, GO HOME! Don't have to take your free gift (free Hi-card)."

That fucker was stunned and mumbled something like how could I talk to him like that. Haha! such a spectacle, so many people watching.

Like I care. He won't be not getting what he wanted. I purposely made him wait even longer. And it was already 8.05 pm. I close shop at 8pm.

Should have closed my booth when it's his turn.

"Sorry, closed already."

LOL


Don't ever get served by me.

Feb 8, 2009

Stuff they said bout My Tired Vagina (Stomp/EDMW/SgForums)

Obviously I'm A guy cracking about a tired vagina

Someone on EDMW called me a fake cheesepie! Lols!!! Want my number? Call me @ 62Cheesepie Cheesepie cheesepie...

Be enlightened...

STOMP's Discussion

EDMW's Discussion

SgForum's Discussion

(XXX) Tell U something...

My Vagina is tired...

Can't close my legs.



Update: i'm doing Star jumps now

What They Said About My Vagina...(STOMP,EDMW, SgForums)

Read them. Funny!


Feb 7, 2009

His wife orgasm very long... :D

2 men,Jim and Mike, were boasting about their respective sexual prowess in the washroom(toilet lah!)

Jim: Eh, Mike, u know I made my wife have orgasms that last very long? I usually leave her to her own bliss while I take a bath.

Mike: Wow, my wife has never had an orgasm...

Jim: Awww... How can that be? Look @ you...

Mike: Hey, may I ask u something?
Jim: Yeah?

Mike: Is you wife the FAT one with small beady eyes?





Fun Facts: A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.



Credits: Lovestarrs (for telling me that a pig's orgasm last for 30 mins)

Written by : ME(Vicious Cycle) :p
No offense to Fat people, I was fat once. It's okay.

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