DAWN YANG DATED SAF Doctor Who's Found Dead In Melbourne?

It's just reported in the Singapore Chinese Tabloid, Shin Min Daily.

"Maybe they have flings before", STOMPer, ChiBiGirl (lol @ the name:D)

If it's true, I'd say Dawn Yang Has a Really Deadly Pussy.

Plastic causes death.

Maybe that doctor choked on plastic while eating DY's Pussy.
Maybe his face got trapped within the pink plastic bag looking thingy and suffocated.

Gawd, is she going to Sydney tomorrow again?

If the doctor had a biography, I suppose a chapter of his life will be dedicated to banging plastic :D


Joke, don;t sue me. I doubt she reads this anyway. I would rather she sue me, cos in that way, more people will read here. Ain't life without a lawsuit. lols


If you wanna play Investigator...

Go Dawn Yang's Blog and Dig Up the archive, & see if she'd ever took pics with this guy

She take pics with sooooo...many guys. God knows...

Who prefer Xiaxue? *raise hands*

More on Stomp

PRC Chinese Flaming Singaporeans On Forum

I hope I dun nid to translate.
The PRCs on forums wrote something bout 'Singaporeans' Mandarin's disgusting', and 'we are damn stuck up', and 'dunno how to teach our kids'.
That's just so cute...
Lemme Guess, Going On Forums to Flame Their Towkays After Long A Day of Cleaning toilets and washing plates. (Some do handjobs at massage parlours)

Higher class ones are technicians/ chinese tutors.

Why should Singporeans speak Mandarin so clearly all the time? It's our culture.
It's the same as not speaking perfect English when u are buying Char Kway Teow from an uncle.
The PRCs who clean toilets, what for speak so clearly to them?
Just clean the damn toilet will ya?

I Cleaned Public Toilets before, no big deal, quit bitching!

Here Are The Threads.

1)http://bbs.sgchinese.com/viewthread....extra=page%3D1
"新加坡人自觉很聪明
大家说说新加坡是不是这样子"

2)
http://bbs.sgchinese.com/viewthread.php?tid=1801274&extra=page%3D3
"你喜欢学新加坡人讲话么?
如题
华语 英语都包括在内
我就非常讨厌新加坡人讲华语
更讨厌中国人学新加坡人讲华语
还有些中国人之间也是用新加坡式华语交流
不仅不像 反而比新加坡人讲的华语还要恶心
虽然这样可能会加快你融入这个社会的速度
甚至让你从某种程度上来讲 自认为已经是这个国家的一份子
但是我们的普通话不好听吗?
还是当新加坡人很爽?
总之我接受不了
我来这里7年了 PR一名
但是只要一开口讲话
别人就会知道我是中国人
coz i am proud to be a PRC
不知道大家是怎么认为的"

3)
http://bbs.sgchinese.com/viewthread.php?tid=1781455&extra=page%3D1&page=1


Singaporean Forum-ers Hit Back:D
http://talkback.stomp.com.sg/forums/showthread.php?t=64203&page=3
http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/350287
http://forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/showthread.php?t=2288150

I find Phin Wong so Gay, My Ass Hurts!

Someone actually like his column??? Eww???

Celeste Chen Looks Like She Only Eats SAND!

Sand...And Nothing Else.



Click to Look at some of the Pics on her blog.

She models for her own apparels(roll eyes).

Either she's naturally anorexic looking or she doesn't eat.

Her sister Nicole is so much better, and prettier. But not that likeable.

I have nothing against Celeste k? But alot of people seem to hate her!
The sad thing is, she does nothing really offensive, but yet, people STILL hate her.

They say it's her face.

Look at her HATE SITE. :D Pretty funny.

But hello? Im not going to trash 'famous' bloggers on this site k?

I CAN and will do it well, but it's just not the way I roll.

And it's not because I'm afraid she will SUE me. What? U think she can afford the court fees from the "money" she makes from selling sunglasses on her blog?

I'm not attacking Celeste Chen simply because she has done nothing to me in real life, and I heard she's kinda quite a nice person.

I'm not going to be one of those typical hate site owner and say hurtful things like;

Celeste Chen is a PIE -FACED Piece of Sad!

Which of course she isn't. She just looks normal.

This Blog says she looks bitchy. Her posts aren't really all that bitchy lah...

Xiaxue is bitchy, yet she entertains me.

Charisma I guess? Some people have it some don't. I'm not saying Xiaxue is really all that charismatic because there are ALOT of people who abhor her.

Too skinny, that's all I have got to say bout Celeste.

AKON SHOULD SWALLOW SHIT

Seriously I hope Akon gets hit by a car. I abhor him! HE SUCKS.

This morning I spotted a song by Akon on my Windows Media Player's list, lost my temper and DELETED it :(

I hate him so much because he's a fucking bully.

AND He's extremely sick in the head!

This is a monster who would beat little girls, dry-hump them on stage and attack boys who are much younger and weaker than he is.

I bet he won't dare to do that to grown men his size.
He's a loser with no father and his mum fucks him in the ass.

Videos:



If you like him, his crappy music and his dry humping, kill yourself.

He disgusts me so much so that if the world has no rules, I would set 5 Roman Shepherds on him as he's peeing in the toilet.

The 5 dogs will jump onto him from behind, tear chunks off his face and neck and proceed on to rape him like a bitch.

This is what he deserves for all that he's done in the past.

As the 5 dogs rape him, he will struggle and cry like a crybaby from beneath the dogs.

At this point, I would look down upon him, and laugh hysterically.

He would most likely yell at me so I will make one of the dogs bite off his balls.

After he finally bleeds to death, the dogs will feed on his remains, and shit him out like the shit he is.

Nobody cares.

It's not like he sings well.
What is he anyway? A rapper, singer or NEITHER?

Akon's Voice = Digitally touched up WHINES.
Uber annoying...

NASAL WHINES!!!!

Wouldn't it be fun if someone sew his nose shut as he's 'singing' ?
Then he can't sing anymore because he nose is sealed SHUT.

Sew up his mouth too. I would pay to watch him suffocate to death.

What a Talentless Bitch!
I would rather listen to fart noises than this shitpie who "sings".

I hope his album fails, so he will have no choice but to go back to live in a box.

Disturbing: Perez Hilton Keeps Painting Semen On Jonas Brothers' Photos

I've noticed a disturbing habit of Celeb Blogger Perez Hilton:

He likes to paint white stuff on boys' pics on his blog...


What a disgusting sexual abomination he is.




His keyboard has Aids.

Steven Lim THREATENED to SUE ME!!! Wahahahahaha!!!

Take a Look @ my cbox @ sidebar. I think he's really steven lim. Sounds like him.

26 Dec 08, 14:36Steven Lim: hey, who ever you are...i dun have 5k to give?? when did that happen?? where do u get that idea?? why not take a look at this and mulitply the numbers... see this

He then send this link

Steven Lim: ..... http://www.stevenlim.net/models

Ooops he ot his own url wrong, so he send another link ...

26 Dec 08, 14:36

Steven Lim: ..... http://www.stevenlim.net/models.htm

26 Dec 08, 14:37

Steven Lim: if i have 600 models, even each pay 100 dollars only..wat is the final figure..

Steven Lim: dun let me reportedly sue you for defamation..thanks


hahahaha! "reportedly sue you" (4 your engRish)
Then I replied...

ViciousCycle: lols r u steven lim?? lols. No u can't sue me. read the post 2nd time

26 Dec 08, 14:37

I was being very nice. No need to ridicule him mah... he's pathetic already.

The original post I made about him offering 5k to whoever willing to be his gf

p.s. i tink your models all surely bo seng lee one. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Model=/= SuperModel




Update: Steven Lim returned. ASked me to edit

26 Dec 08, 18:37 Steven Lim: who ever dun have 5000 in their banks is ridiculous

26 Dec 08, 18:37 Steven Lim: i m telling you now...i have 5000 to give away...edit your post now..

26 Dec 08, 18:46

ViciousCycle: Ask the original person who said tt to edit. it is believed that u didnt give, Reported. Im just

saying what was reported :p Wanna sue, sue the originator. Ciaox ViciousCycle: :p and fren, dun think about asking me to do anything or sueing me. U got no case. Well, if you wanna make a fool of yourself on tv and youtube, no one takes u seriously anymore. What to do??? :(

Best/Worst of Blogosphere 2008 & Welcome 2009 !!!

As the year comes to a close, let us relive several of the most memorable/shocking events this year, on the local , regional & global Blogosphere.

1) Edison Chen's Sex Photo Scandal



The Movie Star sent his laptop to a repair shop, without deleting the sex photos of him with
various women, including actresses Gillian Chung, Bobo Chan, and Cecelia Chung.

The photos made their way online and became an instant sensation.

Like a huge earthquake with tremendous aftershocks, the photos claimed victims, namely to the ones who starred in it.

Newly married Cecelia Chung went into recluse.





Husband Nicholas Tse became the Cuckold of the year.


And the Cuckold of the Year 2008 goes to....

NIC TSE!!!!





Gillian Chung stopped performing...




And the main guy, Edison Chen had to pack up and leave for Canada...

Toronto...


Well, moral of the story: Cute guys don't have Big dicks. that's prolly why Nicholas Tse and Cecelia Chung are still together right???

2) Obama'08

Facebook/Myspace? profiles in support of his presidential campaign. As the election day draws nearer, the Internet community was totally CONSUMED with Obamania. Opinion polling on practically every other site. + Endless posts about the soon to be 1st Black president of the Leader of the Free World.

And he won...

Never underestimate the Power of the Internet!!! McCain doesnt know how to use the computer...That's prolly why he lost.


3) Xiaxue Vs Dawn Yang


2 of them are both popular bloggers in Singapore. Then One fine day Xiaxue thought it would be fun to lash out at her rival, mainly poking fun at Dawn supposed heavy use of plastic surgery and her lying about it.

Dawn then filed a defamation suit against Xiaxue. Fearing 'bankruptcy', Xiaxue posted a letter of apology but asserted that she wasnt apologising and challenged Dawn to "Bring It!!!"

Then Blog "The Many Lies Of Dawn" appeared, exposing Dawn Yang for using mulitiple accounts on Cozycots forumz to defend herself and critisise other female celebs. Dawn yang was also found to have plagarised blog entries.

The fire blew over. Dawn headed to USA, but not before going to Sydney...




Her best friend Xiaxue went to Sydney too...



Following that, many other youtubers announced that were going to Sydney as well. There were remixes and all. Fun stuff...

4) Sg "Hunk" Steven Lim looks for a girlfriend, paying $5000 to any girl who's willing


who's this? Your Girlfriend? Ai sio gan mai?? LMAO!!!

As it turned out, it was said that Steven Lim didn't really have 5k to give away. He also reportedly made the girls who went out with him buy things for him.

Wahahahahahahah!

And he made 'porn' on youtube too! with this girl who..err is as good looking as my butt crack.




Alrites, time for some sweet stuffs.

5) Rinaz's Internet Wedding!

"They met on Second Life, they quarrelled, they met in real life, and they got married"--Mohd Hisham

Blogger Rinaz held her wedding days ago, with a live internet Stream!!!

That's really cool!


6)Vivian Chow & bf Joe Ni's Cheating on FaceBook



Joe Ni hit on girls openly on Facebook,and had cheated on Vivian 19 times in total !

they broke up...

eh wait, Vivian Chow, decided to take him back,

eh wait, she broke up with him again,

eh wait, She's marrying him!!!

Eh wait!! they are already married, 10 years ago!


Wow, i can't keep up


7)City Hall(of Lala Land) Bomb

New Blogger ViciousCycle(That's me!) caused a mini stir when he published a fake news, about a bomb explosion @ City Hall, of Lala Land on his blog.

This prompted sevveral angry netizens to report the blog to the Police.Well, nothing has happened, yet.

The blogger received tons of hate mail. Visits over the few days skyrocketed, as much as 2000hits per day. Blog post went up to the top of ping.sg

:)


Number 8, 9 ,10
are Left Blank,
for the events I have missed, and for vacancies for the remaining few days before 2009.
Who knows. the next most earth shattering thing might just happen in the course of the next few days. I gotta keep my fingers crossed.


With that, i'd like to wish everyone

A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!



May your new year be filled with joy and laughter and most importantly, Success.

Welcome 2009!!!

Emailed Steven Lim, and he emailed back

Out of mischief, I emailed Steven Lim , posing as an american girl(Badly) who just moved into town.

To: sghunk1976@hotmail.com
Subject: Hi, I think ya cool ^^
Date: Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:08:58 +0800

Hi Stevie,
I just moved here(an mo kio) from Texas. It's been a month now.
Saw your videos on youtube and I think you're cool.^^
You reminded me of my 1st boyfriend lolx.
Feel free to add me on msn. I wanna chat with you sometime.

cya
Christine


And he emailed back.

From:	steven lim (sghunk1976@hotmail.com)
Sent:	23 December 2008 14: 43PM

hi! hhaha..i dun think u are real.... you got pictures??
you could contact me directly at 9385XXXX..
thanks lots for the support!!!

take care..

Steven Lim








Wahahahahahaha! This is fun man.... An earth shattering prank call on the way.

Plastic Surgery Can be Really Useful. Why Hate Dawn Yang?

I'm neutral towards people going for plastic surgery (botox ,implants)

Provided that they look great after the work done lah.

Dawn yang really does look great after her face work mah... Her surgery gave her a blog career !

Why do people hate her ?

Dawn: "why do people hate me, im just an innocent plastic gurl"

I used to think that plastic surgery people will still give birth to ugly kids. But I think I was wrong.

After surgery,you will look better. you will thus have the ability to attract a better looking partner.

And then u will give birth to a better looking child because at least half of the genes are good looking genes.

Get what i'm saying? U may still have the ugly genes but after surgery, you will be able to attract a good looking person with good looking genes. So the child you have with him/her will be at least half good looking, neutralised.

By the 3rd or 4th generation, there will be no more ugly people in your family.

This sure beats being ugly, finding an ugly partner and giving birth to an ugly kid, the sad cycle goes on.

What do ya think?

Fyi, my mum's good looking, my dad's normal :)

Maia Lee = Beyond Thick-Skinned

There's one thing I realized about Maia Lee.

She's AMAZING.

Single Mum, not once, but TWICE.

And Still don't learn?

I remembered I found it really funny when the father of her 2nd baby said he and Maia were 'just friends'. ^^

I don't think she is wired up properly up there. Either up there or *down there*.

Not normal, IMO. I suggest counseling.

Don't you think she's like Singapore's Britney Spears, without the musical success?

Maia needs to spare a thought for her sons because i really worry that her son will grow up and find out their mum was someone who went on tv shows (Singapore Idol. Contender Asia) to find a Dad.


p.s. I don't find her hot, AT ALL . I think she looked like she got down's syndrome in the photo above.