Dec 19, 2008

Me & Tranny, the Second Outing

So where were we...

the last entry I said one of my friend invited a transsexual to join us for Dinner @ Cineleisure ...

Fun facts About This Tranny

This tranny, you know what?...

1) (s)He has no name. and doesn't talk

We were being nice, and introduced ourselves, but he just kept quiet like there's something in his throat.

SPEAK UP U MORON! YOU GOT THROAT CANCER?!

When we asked what's his name, he shook his head, and didn't wanna answer.

Eee year, act shy? Stop pulling with one of those 'little girl' shenanigans ! You disgust me. You are not even a girl.

My friend who invited her gave her a name "Bunny". Yucks? I wonder whats wrong with this friend. Can you choose a less kinky nick name? This freak of a tranny doesn't cut it. He's a short, malnutritioned, UGLY tranny with thick specs. Why don't u call him Fugly instead?

Since he was being so unnaturally quiet, we carried on with our conversations, kinda like excluding her. Hello, we tried to include you but if you dont wanna talk, we cant force you. Why do you even bother going out. Just stay @ "home"? In your padded room^^.

2) He is still a guy

His mum confiscated his hormone pills, and now he's half-fucked. Deformed.
He still uses the Gents btw, but a forum poster suggested he use the HANDICAP TOILET.


The 2nd outing with him, He's SOCIALLY RETARDED

Speaking of being handicapped, this tranny is completely SOCIALLY HANDICAPPED.

Actually,for this 2nd outing, I didn't know this tranny was going. But when I reached there, he was there, with that friend of mine. NOT AGAIN.

We went to dine @ Sake Sushi(four of us.Myself, 2 of my friends & the tranny)
All of us were done ordering except tranny. He doesn't know what he should get. Or if he should eat or should he not. Cant decide...

(roll eyes...)

After waiting for 5 minutes, I summoned the waiter to take our orders 1st.
This time he did talk abit, but still very reserved.

After the meal...

We were still seated @ the table, deciding on our later plans---Which Movie to watch etc
We checked the showtimes on my phone and the movie will be starting in 10 minutes.

Then the tranny clutched his tummy and stiffened(or was it an act?)

Okay Good, he's finally dying.

"You okay?"

"Bloated"

"You wanna go toilet or something, we can wait for you"

*Shakes head*"It's not the toilet kind"

"U want get something from Guardian to ease the bloated-ness?" I suggested

*Shakes head*

(THEN WHAT DO YOU WANT? SIT HERE and make us miss our movie. You FUCKTARD !)

"I wanna go home"
(ok, off you go then)

But he didnt really mean it. We wanted to walk to the MRT already but he still sat there, and didnt wanna move. I felt like sticking a fork in his throat.

Yes, he didnt go home. He went to the movie with us.

Oh and he has the cheek to whine and say he wanna "Shop"

Yucks, acting girly again. And your "tummyache" okay already har...????

SHOPPP???Hello, I don't think anyone wants to sell anything to you.


So SHUT UP !


I never went out with him again.


Next Post... the TRANNY: the Fallout
"Now even my friend (the one who will invite the tranny to our outings) can't stand her anymore."

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2 comments:

Spankalot said...

It appears you had quite the bad experience with a tranny. I have met a few and they were quite pleasant experiences. I guess there is always a mix in the world and nothing is ever a constant.

Anonymous said...

Hey Vicious,you better not have those people you talked about visiting your blog now.LOL.

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